Tumblr (3.0; @positivelypessimist)http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/<p> Ten reasons why I won&#8217;t finish this book:</p> <p>        1. I&#8217;m too cynical. Self interest rules the land.</p> <p>        2. I&#8217;m too pessimistic. I&#8217;ll probably get a stroke before the last chapter.</p> <p>        3. I&#8217;m too happy.  I don&#8217;t need to finish this book to validate me.</p> <p>        4. I&#8217;m too lazy. I sit down when I pee.  </p> <p>        5. I spend way too much time playing tennis.</p> <p>        6. Food. Yum</p> <p>        7. Sex..mmmm</p> <p>        8. Wine&#8230;.damn heartburn!</p> <p>        9. I&#8217;m still fine-tuning my philosophy.</p> <p>        10. Not too many brain cells left.</p>http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19099265787http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19099265787Sat, 10 Mar 2012 22:57:00 -0500<p>Same difference, both have programs (binary versus DNA), both use electricity for processing, and neither knows what this is all for…</p>http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19098312608http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19098312608Sat, 10 Mar 2012 22:40:17 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0pavg4BKo1rryw1po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Can’t have one without the other.</p>http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19097524201http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19097524201Sat, 10 Mar 2012 22:26:04 -0500“….the rest is silence. Yay!”<br/><br/> - <em>William or Brittany Shakespeares, not sure.</em>http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19097272814http://positivelypessimist.tumblr.com/post/19097272814Sat, 10 Mar 2012 22:21:33 -0500